Advice from Kids

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1. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
2. Never tell your mom her diet is not working. - Michael, 14
3. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -Taylia, 11
4. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac. -Andrew, 9
5. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
6. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, 10
7. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15
8. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. -Lauren, 9
9. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -Joel, 10

What is the right age to get married?
23 is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, 6

Is it better to be single or married?
It is better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, 9

What do you think you mom and dad have in common?
Both don't want anymore kids. -Lori, 8

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -Derrick, 8